The Kingdom of Womble 8067 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.009 billion Womble 8067ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The strong Womble 8067ian economy, worth 417 trillion kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 52,080 kronor, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 335,660 per year while the poor average 3,264, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 8067's national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 8067 is ranked 235,506^th in the world and 9,304^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.